Saturday, August 21, 2010

Favorite Conversations This Week

My grandson, Avatar, to his mother Em: " I want knife rings, star daggers, a ninja suit, a samurai sword (but only when I am ten,) and cayenne pepper and chili powder and chopped up jalapenos so I can make a ninja paste."

Toddler in cart to weary father in Walmart: "I want Mommy."
Father, sighing: "How novel."

Me: "We bought Weston's school supplies today. You know, I really love shopping for school supplies."
Ex-husband: "I know. The Office Depot catalog always was like porn to you."

Weston, to me: "Mom, you should eat more of this Special K stuff. It says here you'll lose six pounds in two weeks!"

What about you?  Any intriguing snippets this week?


  1. I love that Office Depot catalog like porn one :) I'm still laughing!

  2. septembermom; You have no idea how much I salivate over office supplies! :)

  3. Tsk, tsk, Weston.

  4. Auntie M: Ive been thinking of a way to get even with him all week. :)

  5. My husband is the same way about office supplies. Could live in Staples.

  6. Jill: Oh, me too. Give me a day at Staples and Barnes and Noble and I am in heaven.

  7. Oh, that's hilarious. I love the ninja paste.

    And office supplies catalogue like porn? Hahahahah.

  8. Daisy: I wonder, what does one do with ninja paste? I'll have to ask him. Maybe it's a secret only 6 year olds know.

    And office supplies. Yeah. :)


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