Friday, February 27, 2009

Hanglips Are a Pain

Jeremiah: I've pulled off so many hanglips today that now I'm all puffy.

Me: You've pulled off what?

Jeremiah: Hanglips.

Me: What are hanglips?

Jeremiah: You know those pieces of skin on your lips that you pull off?

Me: Well, I didn't know they were called hanglips.

Jeremiah: It's like a hangnail but on your lips. So now my lips are all puffy.

Warning: If you speak to me or know me in any way, you may end up as a blog topic.


  1. Eeeewww; I'm gonna be careful what I say. LOL.

  2. Yes, that's the problem with us people who like to write---we remember everything, we think everything is noteworthy, we write everything down so we don't forget it, hee hee!

    Luckily I didn't add that part right after this where he said, "And sometimes don't you think flesh tastes good?" AAAAAGGH!

  3. I love it! I'm stealing "hanglips".
    I got my mom a shirt once that said something like: "warning - you may become a character in my next novel".

  4. Jill--Kids are so smart---creatures of logic and insensibility all rolled into one. It's only logical that they're called hanglips, right? But until Jere, I never knew they had a name. When Kylie was small she called the windshield wipers the "whip-wipers." So we all stole it. The lawn mower was the "mow-driver."

    Ha ha, I like that shirt!


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