Jeremiah: I've pulled off so many hanglips today that now I'm all puffy.
Me: You've pulled off what?
Jeremiah: Hanglips.
Me: What are hanglips?
Jeremiah: You know those pieces of skin on your lips that you pull off?
Me: Well, I didn't know they were called hanglips.
Jeremiah: It's like a hangnail but on your lips. So now my lips are all puffy.
Warning: If you speak to me or know me in any way, you may end up as a blog topic.
Eeeewww; I'm gonna be careful what I say. LOL.
ReplyDeleteYes, that's the problem with us people who like to write---we remember everything, we think everything is noteworthy, we write everything down so we don't forget it, hee hee!
ReplyDeleteLuckily I didn't add that part right after this where he said, "And sometimes don't you think flesh tastes good?" AAAAAGGH!
I love it! I'm stealing "hanglips".
ReplyDeleteI got my mom a shirt once that said something like: "warning - you may become a character in my next novel".
Jill--Kids are so smart---creatures of logic and insensibility all rolled into one. It's only logical that they're called hanglips, right? But until Jere, I never knew they had a name. When Kylie was small she called the windshield wipers the "whip-wipers." So we all stole it. The lawn mower was the "mow-driver."
ReplyDeleteHa ha, I like that shirt!