1. My tuna sandwich was completely normal yesterday.
2. On the day that it snowed, our school principal's husband went to visit an elderly farmer from our church. It started snowing when the visitor arrived. The farmer remarked how upset he was that the snow came out of nowhere, because he was trying to get his tractor painted and now some of the paint job was ruined.
"It's probably my wife's fault," said the visitor. "She and all the students prayed for a miracle today, that there would be snow."
The farmer then called the principal. He said with good humor,"Please, the next time you pray for a miracle, will you call me first and see if I'm busy?"
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