Saturday, December 5, 2009

Sunday Serenity 12-6-09

Pop Art

Thursday, December 3, 2009

Thoughts of a Twitterless Thinker 12-03-09

Greetings, denizens of the Quang! I decided it’s time I started thinking again. Since I don’t Tweet, I hereby subject you to the randomness of my mind, all in one shot. So…hmmm. What DID I think about today?

Although I don’t believe in astrology, I’m here to tell you, I was born to be a Sagittarius.
No other sign nails it.

How does a Christmas cactus know when it’s Christmas time? Mine bloomed at the first hint of December. Spooky.
Why won’t the mainstream media report on Climategate? The biggest scam since…since…since…The You’ve Inherited Money in Nigeria But You Have to Pay us Thousands of Dollars to Retrieve Your Inheritance scam, and no one will report it? It is EVERYWHERE on the internet, but I have yet to see it on any major network. Methinks Michael Crichton got it right. Too bad he died before seeing his research come to fruition.

I played a review game with my 8th graders today. I gave them a title of a literary work and they had to guess the author. One of the girls, while thinking of her answer said, “It’s right there at the back of my tongue.” I think I will steal that phrase for
whenever something is a little farther away than the tip of my tongue.

My friends and I have been having discussions lately on the female phenomenon known as “makeup.”

One acquaintance says that women wear makeup for other women.
They feel competitive with other women and want to look their best because they know other women are evaluating them. He thinks if other women weren’t around, women wouldn’t bother with makeup. I insist that women wear makeup for men. Men are visual and seem (I said “seem”) to prefer “enhanced” women. (Blame it on Hugh and Photoshop.) I’m not talking Tammy Faye makeup---just the normal amount. My feeling is that if men weren’t around, women wouldn’t bother with makeup.

Various men in our ongoing discussion have said that they prefer women
with no makeup. But do they really? I wonder, with good reason.

A previous man in my life said he preferred me, and all women, to dress modestly. By modestly, I
mean shirts that adequately cover torso and bosom, and skirts that fall below the knee. Yet once when he and I were out to eat, a woman walked by wearing a mini-skirt, high heels, a suit jacket, and a tank top that showed plenty of cleavage. His eyes followed her as she walked through the restaurant. He said, “Ah. Girl clothes. Nice.”

So that causes me wonder. Do men “say” they like women with no
makeup, but will take a second glance and actually prefer a woman with makeup? In light of some heated discussions about this topic, I decided to ask Foreign Quang readers their opinions.

Men—Do you prefer women with or without makeup?


Women—Do you wear makeup for other women, or for men? Or for yourself?


Last week I read all four books of the
Twlight series. My step-daughter, Gnome, has a boxed set, with which she was all too willing to indoctrinate me, I mean share with me.

Those of you who have read all four books completely
understand why there were two opposing camps---Team Edward and Team Jacob. Observe where my loyalties fell as I read the four books.

Twlight---Team Edward

New Moon---Team Jacob

Eclipse---Team Jacob
Breaking Dawn—Team Edward


I’v
e been to see New Moon at the theater twice, once with Computer Geek and Weston, and once with Gnome and her brother, Neo. I love going to movies that elicit crowd involvement, and this movie certainly has that ability.

The first night I went, the theater was packed. When Jacob rips off his shirt to stop Bella’s head from bleeding, the ladies went wild with loud cat calls, woo-hoo’s, “Go Jacob!” and
“Yes!” (I wanted to yell “He’s seventeen, you pedophiles!”) Later, when Edward tries to provoke the vampire powers-that-be, he steps into the sunlight while removing his shirt. The female reaction was a little more subdued. There were soft wow’s, gentle moans, and whispers “Oh baby.”

What accounted for the difference?
I think that because Jacob is the more passionate, fiery, humorous of the two, he got a like reaction. Edward, being more calm, cool, and stony, got the more reverent response, as if they were witnessing a Renaissance statue come to life.

The second time I went, there were only around twenty-five people in the theater. The crowd didn’t respond as vocally, except for one lady about my age who sat
behind me. Whenever Jacob was on screen, she would utter, “Oh, how cute!” or “What a precious!” “He’s sooo sweet!” I think she was in love. Definitely on Team Jacob. I wonder if that is why the theater is offering a $50 reward for the return of the cardboard stand-up Jacob that is missing from the lobby. Just wait until Breaking Dawn. Edward will go missing in a vampire flash.

All this
immersion in to the Twilight world last week made me miss Washington. We visited last May and would love to go back. It’s fun to read about Forks, when I’ve actually been there. The Olympic peninsula is gorgeous. It was a fantastically sunny day when we were in Forks, so of course we did not run in to Edward or Bella.


Copalis Beach

Near Kalaloch



Forks, of course!


Forks Visitor's Center



Neo, Gnome, and Hoolie in front of
Dazzled by Twilight, a store in Forks dedicated
to all things Twilight


Gnome, sitting on the carved "Edward" bench

I wish someone would bring a Taco John’s to Utah. Potato Oles with Nacho cheese sauce. Yummm. Maybe then my sister wouldn’t be so tempted to always text me, “Guess where I ate today?”


Since I am a financially disadvantaged teacher, I don’t have boatloads of cash to spend on my darling students when they have a birthday. I have begun
making them bookmarks since I am, after all, their literature teacher. Here are a couple of the ones I made recently.

My son is such a sweetheart. He went to go see 2012 with Em last week and brought home 8 little Sweet Tarts for me. Today, they each got a chocolate chip cookie in history class, so he saved half of it to bring home for me. He loves to surprise me.

He told me today that he got his desk moved in school. His desk is now right next to the teacher’s. I said, “Did you get moved for talking too much?”

“Mom. If I talked too much she would move me next to a girl.”


Ahh…the hypocrisy of the media. They slam Sex and the City, Desperate Housewives, and Two and a Half Men down our throats—you know, the shows that glamorize promiscuity and infidelity, making cheating seem ever so cool. But then they turn around and crucify people who actually behave that way in real life. I’m not defending what Tiger Woods did. Not by any means. I’m just sayin’. Make up your mind, Hollywood. If you’re going to promote shows that show us how really sexy people “should” behave, then at least have the integrity to stop acting all shocked about Tiger.

Do other people name their houses? Among our group of friends, we have three families who live in houses with names. When we visit those friends, we don’t say we’re going to Laura’s house, or Sarah’s house, we say we’re going to the South House (it’s the “southest” of all our friends,) or the Pink Palace (one room in the house is pink,) or the Toothpaste House (it’s the color of Gleem.)

I guess that’s enough thinking for one day. So what did you think about?

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Sunday Serenity 11-29-09

It's a thankful time of year...
For cozy homes
warm friends
loving family
party food
twinkle lights
hot cocoa
secure jobs
running vehicles
nostalgic feelings
random kindness
crackling fires
sentimental music
and chubby cheeked grandchildren.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Happy Blogoversary to Me!

It's true, Quangsters--it was one year ago today that Foreign Quang made its first appearance in the blogosphere. One year since we have been spewing Quang over the web. One year that I have adamantly refused to Twitter! And one glorious year that I have had making new friends from all over the world.

My very first comment five days later, was from Shirley Bahlmann, author extraordinaire, in response to my post Trollin' for Luv. Since then, I have had a year of amazing comments from amazing people--people who I am proud to consider my friends, though I have only met a very few offline.

Sincere gratitude, at this giving-thanks time of year, goes out to Auntie M., Janice, Jill, Writer Dad, Cindy, septembermom, Daisy, Robert, Hayden, Ken, Sandy, Marc, Pen, Naqvee, Eric, Kim, Brenda, Ana. You have helped me become a better blogger.

Thanks to Liz, who graced my blog with her presence shortly before she left this world for a better one.

Also a big thanks to those who may have only commented a few times but who nevertheless made my day when they did--- JB, Louie, Theresa B, Nadja, Jed, Uncle Danny, Uncle Gary, Nussaibah, Solomon, Stephanie, Kelli, windtraveller, Naomi, Armonis, Dana, Peacefulwmn9, Hutch, Minka, Ben, Lynette, Gerry, JM, Chuck, Jill S., Big Bad Wolf, and Danielle.

Gratitude to the ultimus maximus to Computer Geek, a.k.a Winston Smith who put up with many late hours, much whining, and undone dishes (sometimes) while I joined the blogging masses. Smooch.

Those of you who have hung out with me for a while, have seen the feature in my side bar titled "Ten Zen--Question of the Day from a Child Who Hates School." It's true, Weston hates the classroom. He does however, love learning. Over the past year, I have posted a few of the many, many questions I get from him each day. Trust me when I say that I have answered or attempted to answer every single one of these questions. May you all be so blessed with an inquisitive child. Here's a repeat of the questions I posted, in case you have missed any. Enjoy!

What is the biggest flag in the world?

What is tofu?

To some people, are we rich?

Is a bastard just a blaster without the “L”?

Why does Hitler act that way?

Do serial killers just go around trying to get rid of different kinds of cereal?

What are immigrants?

How did those stones get like that? [Stonehenge]

Why is there hot and cold? Why can’t it just be in the middle?

What is inner peace?

How do you set a sundial?

Do you ever just look at your life and say, “I’m really here?”

Does a cat hate water the way I hate tomato juice?

What can submarines do to ships?

Are there some jets that can fly down and go underwater like a submarine and then scoop back up?

What’s a restraining order?

How fast are Lamborghinis?

What does assorted mean?

How does Jesus always watch you? Is there a world-wide TV screen?

Is the Lincoln Memorial in Nebraska?

Why can we see when there is a nose between our eyes?

Do you ever just wish you could sit in a chair in front of the TV and melt into a big glob?

Why are there leaves in your purse? [doesn’t everyone carry spare bay leaves?]

Is there any medicine I can take that will get rid of this freckle?

What was the Boston Massacre?

Do women shave their armpit hairs?

How do you tell someone you don’t want to be his friend?

Would you still love me if I were just made out of bones?

Why do big turtles weigh so much?

Is David Letterman a lesbian?

Was Viet Nam worse than the civil war?

Do bees only have one nostril?

Why do they always call big ships a “she”

How do you play Mancala?

Is a Luther a person who goes to church?

How come standing on your legs makes it feel like you don’t weigh anything?

Are there such things as $50,000 watches?

How is money different when it’s all really just a piece of paper?

When a volcano first forms an island, how do the insects and snakes get there?

Are earwigs a resemblance of the devil?

Do you ever just wish life was easy?

Do you ever wish that killer animals were nice and that a lion could be your pet and that you could speak with him so he could just say, “Hey owner, would you please let me out because I really have to go to the bathroom?”

When is the next lunar eclipse?

How can you move your body parts when it’s like each part of your body has its own brain?

How long can a cat live?

What is a marble vein?

Can air freeze?

Has anyone survived a black hole?

When people drink wine, don’t they realize they are drinking feet?

If the builders of the Tower of Babel were really serious, why didn't they build it on top of Mt. Everest?

Why would there be a GMC car for sale at a Ford store?

Are there more rats or spiders in a junkyard?

How did they go to the bathroom during Queen Esther’s time?

Can a bird pick up a steer? No? What about a silver monster bird?

Does every word have a meaning?

Why were pigs made?

How much would it cost me to buy Utah's state capitol building?

When I grow up, will my chin be shiny?

Is it better for everyone to faint and die all at once, or for the world to just explode?

What’s the difference between fog and mist?


Thank you so much for making this a great year for me! Here's to another fun year of Quang!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Weekly Storage Items

Computer Geek and I have been watching old episodes of the TV series Jericho. Although it no longer airs on TV, we have been watching past episodes courtesy of youtube.

The show chronicles the events in a fictional town in Kansas—Jericho--after nuclear bombs have gone off in many U.S, cities. We like watching it because recent events in the news have sparked our interest in what happens after a disaster.

We all looked on (or experienced directly!) the chaos that ensued after Hurricane Katrina. People fought each other—sometimes to the death—over water, food, diapers, toilet tissue and other necessities. Grocery stores were looted and people braved the mad crowds just to obtain food for their families.

2005 New Orleans wasn’t the only scene of mass panic. Blackouts, snowstorms, floods and earthquakes also inspire the worst in humans as they converge upon stores and gas stations attempting to get their share. In the show Jericho, the panic leads to the murder of the grocery store owner.

For many years now, I have been a believer in being prepared. I certainly don’t want to encounter desperate people in the grocery store after a disaster. Hungry people make decisions they wouldn’t normally make in times of calm.

We try to keep enough food and water on hand to get us through a crisis. Ideally, we try to have a six-month supply of necessities. We hope that this will enable us to get through any disaster, including job loss, with minimal discomfort.

Because we are a one-income family we certainly can not afford to invest a lot of money into our preparedness efforts. So how do we do it?

One week at a time.

Each week, we focus on a new item on which to stock up. I have four different lists I consult, all obtained from the Internet, so that we can make sure we are not lacking in any given area. I no longer have the source of these lists, but I am certain they probably came from LDS (or Mormon) websites, since they are the experts on preparedness.

To help my readers in such an endeavor, every Friday on my sidebar I will post a new storage item of the week. If you follow this list for one year, at the end of that year you should be adequately prepared to avoid the grocery store scene during times of chaos and panic. Every time we go to the store during that week, we make sure we pick up some extras of whatever item was listed.

There are however, things you can do every week, regardless of the storage item of the week.

Each week, check the sales at your local grocery store for items that are deeply discounted. Always stock up on these items----you don’t need to wait for that item to show up on my list.

Always be concerned about stocking up on water. The other day I came home at lunch to discover that my landlord had shut off the water due to replacing a water heater in another unit. I wasn’t panicked because I knew I had water in storage if I absolutely needed some before the water got turned back on. We store water very simply in empty juice containers. (Do not use milk containers—they tend to leak over time.) I rotate them out by using the older ones to water plants.

If you use liquid laundry soap, keep the plastic container when you are through. Don’t rinse it out, but fill it with water and mark it as “Cleaning Water.” This will help you clean clothes and dishes in a pinch. [Idea obtained from a lecture I attended given by preparedness master Jim Phillips.]

Some have asked me if I feel it is unethical to have these things on hand during a time of mass need. They wonder if it is considered “hoarding.” I tell them that it is more unethical for me to be one more person at the grocery store during a time of need when I could have avoided it. Trust me, the people at the store during a panic will be grateful I am not there. They’ll be really happy if you’re not there either.

If you can afford it, by all means do a search online for a one-year storage list and go shopping right now. If you are like me, and can’t financially swing such a massive purchase, then tune in here every Friday for the storage tip of the week. Any comments you have as we go will be much appreciated!

Sunday, November 8, 2009

Sunday Serenity 11-8-09


In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies,
but the silence of our friends.
Martin Luther King, Jr.

Monday, November 2, 2009

The Answer!

The photo of the ladybug, snail, and the ones below were all taken at the Bellagio Botanical Gardens at the famed Bellagio hotel in Las Vegas.


Sunday, November 1, 2009

Another Clue


Here's Mr. Snail, also made from flowers.
This picture was taken at the same place as Ms. Ladybug

Sunday Serenity 11-1-09


Sunday
A good day to sit on a rock and bask

Can anyone tell me where this photo was taken?
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