Enjoy the little things, for one day you may
look back and realize they were the big things.

Robert Brault

Tuesday, September 4, 2012

How to Insult Women Without Really Trying

Weston turned fourteen the other day. Old enough to know better, I would think.

In conversation with his sister, Em:
"You should get on my trampoline and jump. It holds 250 pounds."

In conversation with me, his selfless, devoted, adoring mother:
"Mom, you could even fit in this hammock. It says it can hold up to 300 pounds."

We're so fat that between the two of us I think we could tackle him and sit on him until he apologizes. 


4 comments:

  1. Randi--hi, I'm sorry but this is the only way I have to get a hold of you! This is Erin from The Todd & Erin Favorite Five--you've won a $25.00 Office Max gift card for your clever advice for Back To School! Could you please email me your complete mailing address and phone to tiptcow@gmail.com, and I'll get you card sent to you.

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  2. Auntie M.: We had a nice long talk about that, for the benefit of his future wife. :)

    Erin: Thank you! I sent you an email with my information. Everyone else: I love Erin's site--check it out when you get a chance! http://www.thetoddanderinfavoritefive.com/

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  3. Your last line made me chuckle I have to admit :) Missing you!

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