*It was 1:00 A.M. and I was a little sleepy.
*The beautiful clouds over our lovely valley have been replaced by the unnatural grid pattern of chem trails.
*I'm old and not as sharp as I used to be.
Take your pick.
Whatever the reason, I caused son Weston no small amount of glee while saying goodnight.
Weston: Oh yuck! My room smells like updog.
Me: What's "updog"?
Weston: Oh, not much. What's up with you, dawg?
Did I not trick my own parents in such a manner when I was young? "Look under there!"
"Ha ha ha! You said 'underwear'!"
I need to start taking fish oil again.
The happy jokester with Avatar and Pinque
P.S. Weston doesn't have school today or he would not have been full of hijinks at 1:00 A.M.