Toddler in cart to weary father in Walmart: "I want Mommy."
Father, sighing: "How novel."
Me: "We bought Weston's school supplies today. You know, I really love shopping for school supplies."
Ex-husband: "I know. The Office Depot catalog always was like porn to you."
Weston, to me: "Mom, you should eat more of this Special K stuff. It says here you'll lose six pounds in two weeks!"
I love that Office Depot catalog like porn one :) I'm still laughing!
ReplyDeleteseptembermom; You have no idea how much I salivate over office supplies! :)
ReplyDeleteTsk, tsk, Weston.
ReplyDeleteAuntie M: Ive been thinking of a way to get even with him all week. :)
ReplyDeleteMy husband is the same way about office supplies. Could live in Staples.
ReplyDeleteJill: Oh, me too. Give me a day at Staples and Barnes and Noble and I am in heaven.
ReplyDeleteOh, that's hilarious. I love the ninja paste.
ReplyDeleteAnd office supplies catalogue like porn? Hahahahah.
Daisy: I wonder, what does one do with ninja paste? I'll have to ask him. Maybe it's a secret only 6 year olds know.
ReplyDeleteAnd office supplies. Yeah. :)